Police Blotter (todays top news)

Police were called to the Xth block of Jingleheimer Street tonight after neighbors reported "upsetting" activity at the home of Mrs. D.

Anonymous reporters identified seeing Mrs. D of "O" Jingleheimer Street through her front window at about 4:43 pm. She appeared to be jumping up and down and waving her arms in "a wild and weird way - like, totally agressive and freaky" claimed one neighbor. "We were frightened for her children!" said another. A third told our reporters that the scene was, "ugly, just ugly!"

Police appeared and spoke to Mrs. D who appeared breathless and looked disheveled according to an unnamed officer.

Ultimately it was discovered that she had been playing Twister Moves with her young children. She was asked to either refrain, or to close her window blinds next time. Mrs. D agreed to comply. She was not cited... this time.

*the above story is completely ficticious and any references to real or fake people are entirely intentional...